AANNNDDD I'm back. Sorry to all my readers for being a slacker and not posting. I don't mean to deprive you from revelations via a sports blog, but it has really been too long. I find myself saying this at the start of every entry. Man I suck. But HEY! at least I don't suck as much as the Seattle Seahawks draft this year.. I for one do NOT believe in Charlie Whitehurst. Who would ever think an NFL division would have such terrible quarterbacks??? With the exception of the budding Sam Bradford in St. Louis, the NFC West is pretty abysmal when it comes to the field general position.. should see a lot of INT's for DBs this year from those 4 teams.. But then again, maybe we won't! (Yes we will.)
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| One might ask: "Why can't you solve the labor dispute, Mr. Goodell?" While I would ask: "Why are you holding 3 footballs awkwardly in front of an obvious green screen, Mr Goodell?" |
Lockout Schmockout. Who cares? SERIOUSLY. Everyone knows that football WILL be played next fall. I understand the labor dispute and where both sides are coming from. Actually I don't, now that I think about it. Let us take a bunch of far-too-wealthy business men and have a money allocation conversation with a bunch of overpaid hood-rats. Yeah, not gonna end well. Regardless of Roger Goodell having the worst job in the world right now (He should be inserted in my top 10 list) he will sleep well come September. America cannot function without football. It would be like GoDaddy.com without Danica Patrick, or a 7-11 without Slurpees! (God forbid) Besides, what else would America do on a Sunday? Yardwork? Puhleaaasse. Go to church? God forbid again! Wait.....
The potential income from an entire NFL season is far too much to just toss away, especially considering our nation's economic situation. Simple as that. Well hopefully I have allayed some of your fears.
In the meantime, Go Ducks. And by Go Ducks I mean the copyrighted phrase. And by Go Ducks I mean cover up this recruiting scandal as quickly as possible.
