Thursday, December 22, 2011

До свидания, Россия. Goodbye, Russia.

As my last 12 hours in Russia are upon me, I reminisce on the times that I had and the things that I experienced. I still do not think my mind believes that I am in Russia and for 4 months I was surprised daily by odd occurrences, cultural differences, and just plain bizarre events. The best way I could sum up a 120 day blitz of Eastern Europe is through, you guessed it, a TOP TEN LIST!
Top 10 things I will miss:
1.) The ability to drink wherever, whenever. A common activity when club hopping during any given night would be to stop in a 24-hour "Prodooktee" (basically a convenience store specializing in alcohol) and get a drink to sip on whilst walking to the next club at 3:30 in the morning. That's right. No open container laws in these streets.
2.) The hilarious death-stares given by anyone and everyone in public. Quite normal, really.
3.) My host mom's borscht. This beet soup is literally the best soup I have ever had in my life. Gonna miss that purple concoction.
4.) Academics that require 2 essays and 1 quiz for an entire course. Such is the Russian way of higher education, and it fits quite well with the lazy tendencies of Russians.
5.) Public Transportation- For 25 rubles - 80 cents or so - I could get anywhere in the city via the subway in under 30 minutes. Part of this was my super-central location smack dab in the middle of the city, and part of this is the always on-time Metro system of St. Petersburg
6.) Watching FC Zenit games with the host dad. While I have been led to believe that he has been in and out of rehab for alcoholism, (information given to me by my host brother - quite the alcoholic himself) this did not stop us from watching a soccer game on a 10-inch fuzzy TV and drinking vodka for 90 minutes.
7.) Corrupt law enforcement. The one day I forget my documents when going out to do who-knows-what, I was stopped by a police officer in the Metro for a routine document check. While this is utilized to catch illegal immigrants, it so happened that that day I was the illegal. Luckily that was nothing 500 roubles couldn't fix. Roughly a 10 dollar bribe and I was on my way. So easy, so efficient.
8.) Gypsy-cab rides. These are cabs that operate without license, and which are driven by Central-Asian immigrants who speak very little Russian. These are always an adventure due to them trying to charge you more than you agreed on when you entered. I have been threatened and locked in the cab until I pay more. Regardless, the rides never cost more than 7 dollars- and it is literally an amusement park ride between interacting with crazy Kazakh drivers who think they are Jason Statham in the Transporter- except they drive a rusted-out hatchback.
9.) Teremok. This is a fast-food chain which specializes in "Bliny". Bliny are basically Russian crepes. They are thin pancakes wrapped burrito style around basically anything you can think of. My favorites- the banana and chocolate, the cheese and ham, and of course the caesar-salad blin- which tastes like a Big Mac.
10.) Conversational Russian Skillz! While I did not learn as much as I hoped in my academic classes, being out in public, asking for directions, ordering food, making small talk in bars and discussing cab fares are all actions which I feel increased my Russian far more than sitting in a desk in front of a chalkboard. Why? I was forced to speak the language if I wanted a desired result. That in itself, I believe, is the beauty of living in a foreign country.

That's all folks! I will have one or two last posts regarding Russia, and what my home stay was like, and maybe a few pictures from my travel-week to the UK and Ireland. But those places aren't nearly bizarre enough to blog about.

Russia- I will miss you. I will miss your frigidness, both literally and figuratively. I will miss aspects of life here which no one from America could ever begin to understand without experiencing first-hand. I feel a sense of accomplishment for having survived here for a semester. That in itself relates the ridiculousness of this crazy, crazy country.

42 hours till America. Let it begin, and let my hectic and awesome journey come to an end.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Smurf Turf and Stuffed Ballot Boxes


The past week has been nothing short of tumultuous here in St. Petersburg. Unless you are stuck in Afghan caves, the Amazon jungle or Middle Earth, you have indeed seen news coverage of the Russian presidential elections.
            In years past, the political machine of United Russia, a party led by current prime minister Vladimir Putin and Dimitri Medvedev, holds a grip, to put it lightly, on the state duma. (Russian congress) This power has come under intense scrutiny lately due to alleged - no- actual vote rigging by United Russia (There have been reports of hundreds of filled out ballots already in ballot boxes for United Russia before voting opened Monday morning. Consequently, many Russian citizens are sick of fake democracy and want a legitimate chance. 
People whining about a legitimate chance? That reminds me of a certain blue and orange-clad college football coach!
Enter Chris Petersen coach of Boise State, who commented on the Russian elections just a few days ago: "“The whole thing needs to be changed, there’s no question about it,” he said. “… I think (change) is coming, I really do.” Even the coach of a Mountain-whatever conference sees the elections as utter garbage.

Wait... He wasn't talking about Russian Democracy? He was talking about what? The BCS system? OH!

Yes. Unsatisfied individuals within College Football and Russian Democracy are currently in the same state. I just pictured a beer-bellied Boise Fan with a cowboy hat and Kellen Moore jersey agreeing with a leather jacket wearing Russian with a man purse. Ha.

Boise State? Mad about their wins not counting towards something legitimate. Russian citizens? Livid about their votes not mattering in a "democratic" election. But the solution is so applicable to both parties! (Granted the BCS system is not rigged, unlike the Chechen regions of Russia turning in above a 99% vote for United Russia.)

If there is any hope for an out-vote of United Russia, Russians must actually vote first of all, and second of all, they must find and fully support a party. The communist party came in 2nd in the elections, with many citizens voting for the Party simply because it was the only party with an adequate chance to overthrow United Russia's majority. These vigilante voters opposed to United Russia must abandon small political biases and reach for a higher goal of fair and true democracy. Same goes for Boise State. Coach Petersen, please abandon your complaints about a one-loss season and join a bigger and better conference which would give you a better chance come BCS selection time.
The underlying theme is drastic change which would theoretically overwhelm things that either groups cannot change. Obviously a Russian citizen in Saint Petersburg has no control over radicals holding people at gun-point and forcing them to vote for United Russia, just as Boise State has no control over LSU trampling SEC opposition. However, a Russian can help another party campaign, compel his lazy neighbors to vote (legally), and protest BEFORE the elections actually happen, just as Boise can join another conference.

Stop complaining, Start changing.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Tallinn

On the occasion that St. Petersburg does not have much to offer adventurous students on the weekend, a common weekend getaway lies in the city of Tallinn, the capital of Estonia, an ex-Soviet republic highly dependent on the floundering Euro, and the European Union. This country is extremely small, and 1 full day in the city was enough to explore every nook and cranny of this beautiful Baltic state capital. The main attraction is the medieval old town, complete with cobblestone streets and old churches. Here are some pictures from our wandering/exploring, whatever one might call our activities that weekend.

The only hilarious thing worth noting besides being in eastern Europe - the kind you imagine from movies - was that our hostel was located 30 minutes by bus outside of the city in an industrial park, full of women with lesser morals, and migrant workers. Quite the experience...

Europe Hostel in all of its glory 

One of the first establishments in Old Town!

The Old Town square
Enjoying a fantastic sandwich overlooking Tallinn, Estonia.