Upon realizing how terrible Roger Goodell's job seems to be with the NFL labor negotiations (read: lockout) I decided to list the top 10 worst jobs I could think of
1. New York Mets accountant: Whoever this may be, they are probably pretty busy right about now.
2. Carlos Zambrano's therapist: All I would be able to think about is that poor poor Gatorade machine as my head.
3. Alexander Ovechkin's dentist: Talk about a dentist's worst nightmare.. Everytime a tooth is replaced, three or four are lost.
4. Rex Ryan's Personal Trainer: If he has one, that is
5. San Jose Earthquake's Advertising/PR: They play at a college field and they are financially dependent on their corporate sponsorship. need I say more?
6. University of Oregon Wrestling Coach: (Too soon?)
7. Craig Sager's Tailor: Yiiiikkeessss... http://youbeenblinded.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Craig-Sager-Suit.jpg
8. University of Oregon Stunts and Gymnastics Coach: 1. not a sport. 2. newsflash: nobody cares... STILL.
9. Madison Square Garden Logistics Crew: Hockey Rink, Basketball Court, Tennis Court, Rodeo, repeat
10. And how could I almost forget: Andrei Kirilenko's stylist: Yeah, whoever you are, you are failing miserably http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/504842/andrei-kirilenko.jpeg
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